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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:35 pm    Post subject: TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings Reply with quote

TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings Before Boarding Flight

She had to borrow a pair of pliers in order to comply... Now, she wants an apology, or she will sue the TSA.

Don't you feel safer knowing that terrorists can't board a plane wearing nipple rings if said rings are enough to set off a hand-held metal detector wand? Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.

That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.

That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me.


I NEVER saw THAT!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wanna go work for the TSA

It reminds me of an old Saturday Night live skit, with Sharon Stone...Airport Security check. They all run around trying to feel her up

Couldn't find video
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm suddenly more glad that I don't have a Prince Albert.

McCray wrote:
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.

That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me.


I totally forgot about that!

/serious mode on

Personally, this matter is Exhibit 15,198,751,321,894,531 that the terrorists have won. We can 'fight them on their own land' and kill every last one of them but the fact is that because of what they did we now have to do ridiculous things that in no way make us safer to board an airplane. Concurrently, they also turned us into a nation that willfully tortures people, holds people without trial, and allows warrantless wiretaps.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shoewizard wrote:
It reminds me of an old Saturday Night live skit, with Sharon Stone...Airport Security check. They all run around trying to feel her up

Couldn't find video

That was April 11, 1992. Shame there's no video available. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

McCray wrote:
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.

That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me.


I seriously got gypped in not seeing that. How I missed it, I don't know.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guitar Salad wrote:
McCray wrote:
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.

That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me.


I seriously got gypped in not seeing that. How I missed it, I don't know.


Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups Razz)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know why al Qaeda just doesn't invest in martial arts training. It's not like they have Kung Fu detectors. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

B. O. N. D. wrote:
I don't know why al Qaeda just doesn't invest in martial arts training. It's not like they have Kung Fu detectors. Rolling Eyes


For some reason that reminds me of that stuid geico commercial. "Everybody was kung fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightening"
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

matt wrote:
Personally, this matter is Exhibit 15,198,751,321,894,531 that the terrorists have won. We can 'fight them on their own land' and kill every last one of them but the fact is that because of what they did we now have to do ridiculous things that in no way make us safer to board an airplane. Concurrently, they also turned us into a nation that willfully tortures people, holds people without trial, and allows warrantless wiretaps.


Sad, but true.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:59 am    Post subject: Re: TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings Reply with quote

EvilJuan wrote:
TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings Before Boarding Flight

She had to borrow a pair of pliers in order to comply... Now, she wants an apology, or she will sue the TSA.

Don't you feel safer knowing that terrorists can't board a plane wearing nipple rings if said rings are enough to set off a hand-held metal detector wand? Confused

May sound harsh, but I don't think women should be wearing those things.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ceannsaich wrote:
Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups Razz)


Redhead, green eyes, pale, very nice D cup boobs, great smile. She lost a lot of weight this year, but thankfully the boobs didn't shrink. I'm a happy guy. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

McCray wrote:
Ceannsaich wrote:
Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups Razz)


Redhead, green eyes, pale, very nice D cup boobs, great smile. She lost a lot of weight this year, but thankfully the boobs didn't shrink. I'm a happy guy. Very Happy


You mean to say that yer already good-lookin' woman got even better lookin'? Man, you'd better be happy!!! Wink Razz


Of course, the most beautifulous woman of all is Mrs. Evil -- at least, as far as I am concerned! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

McCray's girlfriend's picture is probably the single finest post ever to appear here (or was it at the old site--I hope not, that would mean it's lost forever).
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have fond memories of mcray's girlfriend's boobs. good times. good times.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here I thought I was special getting that PM.

How many people did you send that too?????? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was pre-serial killer DBBP at its finest. Like all of the other gems from that time it is gone forever.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

David B wrote:
McCray's girlfriend's picture is probably the single finest post ever to appear here (or was it at the old site--I hope not, that would mean it's lost forever).


Agreed.. I saved it in my mail, but its his and hers to share again only if they like to.

Kyle

who loves redheads. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think having to take off my shoes, belt, jacket, remove my laptop and put it in a bin, empty my pockets, put all my deoderant and toothpaste in a bag (not including that I have to go and buy travel size varieties)... I think all that is just as intrusive and unnecessary.

On top of that, twice I was at the airport I didnt do all those steps fast enough or correct enough so I ended up having to go and get a personal screening instead.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I even heard about this story in Kathmandu. CNN in hotel has Asian/Indian slant, but this was too "sexy" a story to be regionalized.

CNN here has relatively little US Presidential politics on the other hand.

(starting long flights back late tomorrow night to arrive on US soil about when the Dbacks take the field at Cincy for opening day)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shoewizard wrote:
And here I thought I was special getting that PM.

How many people did you send that too?????? Laughing Laughing Laughing


I think im the only one who DIDNT get it... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

McCray wrote:
Ceannsaich wrote:
Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups Razz)


Redhead, green eyes, pale, very nice D cup boobs, great smile. She lost a lot of weight this year, but thankfully the boobs didn't shrink. I'm a happy guy. Very Happy


Ok, since you answered tis only fair i answer too. LIke I said, my preference is B and C. I like light brown hair, and black hair I like mostly Irish girls, American Indians, and Italians.

My ex (who is now my best femeale freind hehe ), is a 32dd. shes only 4-11 though. Fun times there Laughing So far shes been the only exception to the boobs thing lol.
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