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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject: TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings |
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TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings Before Boarding Flight
She had to borrow a pair of pliers in order to comply... Now, she wants an apology, or she will sue the TSA.
Don't you feel safer knowing that terrorists can't board a plane wearing nipple rings if said rings are enough to set off a hand-held metal detector wand? 
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My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.
That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me.
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McCray wrote: |
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.
That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me. |
I NEVER saw THAT!

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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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I wanna go work for the TSA
It reminds me of an old Saturday Night live skit, with Sharon Stone...Airport Security check. They all run around trying to feel her up
Couldn't find video
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'm suddenly more glad that I don't have a Prince Albert.
McCray wrote: |
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.
That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me. |
I totally forgot about that!
/serious mode on
Personally, this matter is Exhibit 15,198,751,321,894,531 that the terrorists have won. We can 'fight them on their own land' and kill every last one of them but the fact is that because of what they did we now have to do ridiculous things that in no way make us safer to board an airplane. Concurrently, they also turned us into a nation that willfully tortures people, holds people without trial, and allows warrantless wiretaps.
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shoewizard wrote: |
It reminds me of an old Saturday Night live skit, with Sharon Stone...Airport Security check. They all run around trying to feel her up
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That was April 11, 1992. Shame there's no video available. 
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McCray wrote: |
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.
That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me. |
I seriously got gypped in not seeing that. How I missed it, I don't know.
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Guitar Salad wrote: |
McCray wrote: |
My girl has a nipple ring. (Those of you who were on the board back then might remember the pics she uploaded to the board with "GO DBACKS" messages written on her pierced jubblies.) Its name is Spike. We love it very, very much.
That said, the mental image of Osama wincing as he gets his nipper pinched is hilarious to me. |
I seriously got gypped in not seeing that. How I missed it, I don't know.
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Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups )
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I don't know why al Qaeda just doesn't invest in martial arts training. It's not like they have Kung Fu detectors. 
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I don't know why al Qaeda just doesn't invest in martial arts training. It's not like they have Kung Fu detectors.  |
For some reason that reminds me of that stuid geico commercial. "Everybody was kung fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightening"
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matt wrote: |
Personally, this matter is Exhibit 15,198,751,321,894,531 that the terrorists have won. We can 'fight them on their own land' and kill every last one of them but the fact is that because of what they did we now have to do ridiculous things that in no way make us safer to board an airplane. Concurrently, they also turned us into a nation that willfully tortures people, holds people without trial, and allows warrantless wiretaps. |
Sad, but true.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:59 am Post subject: Re: TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings |
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TSA Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings Before Boarding Flight
She had to borrow a pair of pliers in order to comply... Now, she wants an apology, or she will sue the TSA.
Don't you feel safer knowing that terrorists can't board a plane wearing nipple rings if said rings are enough to set off a hand-held metal detector wand?  |
May sound harsh, but I don't think women should be wearing those things.
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Ceannsaich wrote: |
Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups ) |
Redhead, green eyes, pale, very nice D cup boobs, great smile. She lost a lot of weight this year, but thankfully the boobs didn't shrink. I'm a happy guy. 
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McCray wrote: |
Ceannsaich wrote: |
Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups ) |
Redhead, green eyes, pale, very nice D cup boobs, great smile. She lost a lot of weight this year, but thankfully the boobs didn't shrink. I'm a happy guy.
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You mean to say that yer already good-lookin' woman got even better lookin'? Man, you'd better be happy!!! 
Of course, the most beautifulous woman of all is Mrs. Evil -- at least, as far as I am concerned! 
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McCray's girlfriend's picture is probably the single finest post ever to appear here (or was it at the old site--I hope not, that would mean it's lost forever).
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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i have fond memories of mcray's girlfriend's boobs. good times. good times.
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And here I thought I was special getting that PM.
How many people did you send that too?????? 
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That was pre-serial killer DBBP at its finest. Like all of the other gems from that time it is gone forever. |
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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David B wrote: |
McCray's girlfriend's picture is probably the single finest post ever to appear here (or was it at the old site--I hope not, that would mean it's lost forever). |
Agreed.. I saved it in my mail, but its his and hers to share again only if they like to.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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I think having to take off my shoes, belt, jacket, remove my laptop and put it in a bin, empty my pockets, put all my deoderant and toothpaste in a bag (not including that I have to go and buy travel size varieties)... I think all that is just as intrusive and unnecessary.
On top of that, twice I was at the airport I didnt do all those steps fast enough or correct enough so I ended up having to go and get a personal screening instead.
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I even heard about this story in Kathmandu. CNN in hotel has Asian/Indian slant, but this was too "sexy" a story to be regionalized.
CNN here has relatively little US Presidential politics on the other hand.
(starting long flights back late tomorrow night to arrive on US soil about when the Dbacks take the field at Cincy for opening day)
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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And here I thought I was special getting that PM.
How many people did you send that too??????  |
I think im the only one who DIDNT get it... 
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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McCray wrote: |
Ceannsaich wrote: |
Ok his begs the question...whats she look like? (not her boobs...although my personal preferance is for B and C cups ) |
Redhead, green eyes, pale, very nice D cup boobs, great smile. She lost a lot of weight this year, but thankfully the boobs didn't shrink. I'm a happy guy.
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Ok, since you answered tis only fair i answer too. LIke I said, my preference is B and C. I like light brown hair, and black hair I like mostly Irish girls, American Indians, and Italians.
My ex (who is now my best femeale freind hehe ), is a 32dd. shes only 4-11 though. Fun times there So far shes been the only exception to the boobs thing lol.
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