Wonder how long it will be before we see this one on "Law and Order?"
They did a knockoff episode on Steve Bartman a few years ago and based it in NYC. In that episode, someone murdered the Bartman character in a bar.
did see that one
Maybe everything Towers touches turns to dung because he touches it long after it's already been digested and has lost all nutritive value.
Might be the greatest post in the history of this board